The Job From Hell: Part 1

I have a best friend, let's name her Princess. Well she's the best friend a girl can ask for. A perfect gemini, she's honest and will put your ass in your place if needed. Most of us need a friend like this. 

Well, Princess introduced me to this other girl, we'll name her Jessica. Jessica seemed nice, she was loud and extra, (not very fond of that) but it is what it is. I judge in silence. She smoked weed though, and it's always nice to meet other girls that smoke weed. Her laugh was contagious, but only because it was the most annoying, loudest, most dramatic laugh you'll ever hear. I had smoked with Jessica and Princess a few times and it was cool, we all loved getting high as hell together. But then Jessica would receive phones calls from her boss and up and leave mid blunt. I didn't think anything of it because I assumed she works salary so she's just doing her job. 

So, another day Jessica came over to smoke with Princess and I and Princess had mentioned to Jessica how I had recently quit my job and I was looking for something temporary until I found what I wanted. Jessica seemed so excited to mention that she would love for me to work with her at the cannabis shows she works at with her cousin. I was so excited to work in cannabis again since I had worked at cannabis shops before, so I had the experience. 

Jessica asked if I was willing to work that night and I was so down and excited. We exchanged phone numbers and she let me know the hours were 4-10pm. I knew the shows were that time so I was like whatever I'm fine with that. The pay was $250 for those 4 hours of the show plus the 1 hour of drive time there and back. Food and weed was included and unlimited, sounds like the perfect job right? WRONG. I should have known from the get-go that things were fishy when Jessica called me 30 minutes before pick up time to tell me that the owner of the brand wasn't her cousin, but someone else's husband she's been fucking for a year. I at that point didn't give a shit, I'm just trying to make my money as long as I'm not dealing with bullshit I'm fine. But I was wrong again. I get in the car and he's touching her leg and being affectionate and it really didn't bother me, but what bugged me was the fact that they must have forgot that I was there because as we were charging the Tesla, home girl Jessica just started sucking his dick, right there, right in front of me, and the boss, we'll call him Edgar, he just looked back at me and was making me super fuckin uncomfty. So I just got out of the car and left to grab a Starbucks across the street. I get back in the car and there's silence then Jessica climbs in the back and tried to put her dirty little paws on my thighs and tried to kiss me with her swollen lips from all that dick sucking, I pushed her away and I was like "I'm good". She knew I was in a relationship, it was rocky but I still wasn't about to cheat on him with that dirty bitch. 

So, a few days into the job, I noticed that he had Jessica and I get out of the car at random fuckin times, no matter the weather or the place, we'd be dropped off because his fuckin wife was calling him through face time. I remember getting dropped off the side of the highway in the fuckin pouring rain. I at that point thought that his wife was a fuckin psycho, the way she'd be yelling for proof that no one was there because apparently he told her that he has no other employees just does it all himself. She was clearly a dumb bitch. We'll name her, Lori, Lori sounded scary as hell and I was just trying to keep this easy ass great paying job to support myself and my child. I mean I can not complain at making almost $1500 a week. To me, at the time it was so worth the bullshit. 

Lori kept calling randomly and asking for random ass FaceTime calls then finally I was like "Dude, just tell her I'm working for you, she can call me if she has any questions or concerns", that way Jessica and I don't have to jump out the car every fuckin half hour. I was ok with being honest to some extent and it'll keep the calm and peace until I get home. So Lori and I exchanged numbers and we kept in constant contact. She kept asking me if there's a blonde girl working there with us and I kept denying it. And then we'd move on. Wrong again people.

     PART 2 dropping Wednesday