My wild and wacky day

Today I ate a fried egg

no

two fried eggs when I woke up.

I mean literally when I woke up, I speedran making that shit, and ate it and felt sick because it was like less than 10 minutes after I woke up.

I slept in the lounge for context of why I was able to get to the kitchen so fast.

One day, I hope to make more fried eggs.