why urkel was the best character in fiction, and will remain as such

steve urkel has given millions of people hope and i would personally let him be president had he been senile at the time family matters aired. his musical discography is also so great dont even get me started. "do the urkel" is simply the best song ever. i couldnt live without it. please just listen to it and tell me its not better than whatever shit you're listening to right now. george FUCKING washington didnt have as much of an impact on my life as urkel did. 

URKEL IS #1 FICTION !