Rating My Wives *insert thumbs up emoji ig*

Asmi: -10/10

(she is the best wife of them all, but i bully her for fun) Asmi has been my best friend since 8th grade, we live in the same neighborhood, and my mom literally loves her. ISTG if she was my actual wife i'd literally &^%@#&*!@^$ and then i would %&(&@$#!)(&^$&%@&. Yea. thats basically it. 

Saryn: 10/10

She super cute and kind and sweet. like istg. a 10/10 fr, in personality and appearence.

Hailey: 8/10

We dont really talk much, but like, she's still my wife. 

Lexi: 5/10

Basically just met her...but she already my wife bru. istg 

Kaz: 1000000000000000000000000000000000/10

Beautiful fr fr, plus dating one of my best friends. Love them both 

Sabrina: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

(she's my cousin, this is a joke!!)