No, I'm not talking about the infamous Dan Schneider from Nickelodeon. I'm talking about the self proclaimed "greatest poet since Walt Whitman." Who has both a website Cosmoetica.com and the two youtube channels E-Cosmoetica and Cosmoetica. Just selecting a random clip from his youtube channel showcases a cranky blue collar intellectual that gives off Falling Down Vibes. Most if not all his videos provide a half baked answer that ends up with him talking about his memories of being in a street gang or living in NYC in the 1970s and if not that, something in regards to his talent in poetry and literature. Yet, still I find him endlessly fascinating. I'm surprised no one has made this guy into a lolcow yet with all the material he seems to pack.
The other Dan Schneider: "The Greatest Poet since Walt Whitman."