Dad jokes 1

What is the worst word to hear in nuclear physics?
Oops. 😅

Did y’all hear about the new restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere. 🌕 :D

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes,
you need to let that mango. :D

My girlfriend asked me to do her hair like a Rastafarian.
I'm dreading it. :D

They are starting a new Marathon in Louisiana.
It's called "Let Me Run This Bayou". :D

What do you call it when you eat a hamburger in the shower?
A meatier shower ☄️:D