WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! HELP ME!

YOU GUYS. I AM VERY FUCKING CONVINCED THAT SPIDERS WERE PUT ON THIS EARTH JUST TO FUCK WITH ME...

I WAS SITTING MINDING MY OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS AND A LITTLE TINY 8 LEGGED ABOMINATION CAME AND CRAWLED AND SAT ON MY LEG. OH MY LAWDDDDDD IM SCARED SOMEONE HELP ME!! D': i was LEGIT about to fucking CRY. AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT???? I STOOD UP I SCREAMED AND IT JUST... CRAWLED AWAY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS

I AM A PRISONER IN MY OWN HOME....