You are all giving me so much nostalgia

I love scanning the profiles here, it's like jumping back in time and being on actual Myspace. That said, I'm an actual adult. Any 20th centurions like me kicking around? It would be super cool to have more friends on here! We can be pals and I'll read your bulletins and leave lame comments and you can add me on fake MSN (Escargot) and we'll pretend its 2005 while I ignore my phone and play roller coaster tycoon.