random Kevin Hart + Green Day skit script

*Green Day playing Oh Love*

Billie (singing): oh love-

he is then cut off and interrupted

Kevin: Hold up, hold up! Wait a minute, wait a minute! Hey guys, real quick, where's a good place to set up, is this good?

Billie: What are you doing, we're in the middle of rehearsal man!

Kevin: what's it look like i'm doing? i'm joining the band man! bam! talk to me!

Billie: You play the tuba.

Kevin: Yes, i play the tuba! alright guys, couple of changes, the title on that drum is going to change, we're not going with Green Day anymore, Black Day! or we can go with "Half past Midnight" it's up to you guys, i just think it should be a little darker, okay?

Tre Cool: Who the hell are you?

Kevin: that's the type of attitude that's gonna bring us down, you want that?  'Cause i don't, I'm looking for SUCCESS! alright, countdown! 1, 2, 3, hit it!

*Billie plays the riff to Oh Love, Kevin follows with terrible tuba playing*

Kevin: Guys, guys, stop! we sounded like shit!