stop normalizing eating your own foot fungus flakes

I don't think as a community we should normalize the consumption of foot fungus flakes

I was once minding my own business waiting for the bus and when the bus came by there were people across the street using their own foot fungus flakes as seasoning so when I backflipped into the public bus window and broke my ribcage on the way in, But i can walk it off so I walked up to the front and then paid the nice driver 5 paperclips and a dead spider I took my seat next to a living red jello mold named Thomas (he is a really cool guy) but the guy across the isle was cheese grating their grandma's foot fungus flakes straight into their own mouth and I almost aggressively vomited up my Lunch and Thomas jiggled furiously from the pure outrage of this guy eating his grandma's moist Slimey foot fungus flakes so please PLEASE STOP EATING YOUR FOOT FUNGUS FLAKES >:(