funny school shit

HEKLP this finna b a long entry......... 

ok so there r gonna b stories from like every grade in here (im in 8th rn)

on the fucking second day of school my best friend almost got fucking suspended for writing "there is an active shooter in the building" IMGONNA KMS

n my scars got reported on the second day 2 so now im on the mental health watch :skull: my mom started spoiling me n buying me shit bc of it 

me n my ffriend were play fighting at lunch once (we were outside doin laps) n a fucking SUBSTITUTE TEACHER yelled at us n told us to go back inside. like mf????? ur ass is a sub u cant tell me what 2 do :skull: we were making fun of him all day

OK edit: adding onto this i wanna mention this funny ass story that i js remembered😭😭 (ty tt)

sh tw??? idk lol 

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ok so like on the THIRD DAY OF SCHOOL i had my sleeve rolled up a little n my teacher saw my scars n ahe FUCKING SNITCHED ON ME n I was sent down to the clinic where like 3 nurses were inspecting my arms n shit it was so awkward omfg.. n she said “wow u cut pretty deep kiddo!!” LIKE WHAT…. I WAS SOEECHLESS BRO THATS SUCH A WEIRD FUCKING THIGN TO SAY WHAT😭😭

ANOTHER EDIT!!! hi chat I'm in highschool now lol. in one of my classes this little white autistic kid spoke up when the entire class was silent n he said "im sorry for saying the n word" LIKE WHAT HOW DO U JS ADMIT THAT TO EVERYONE IN CLASS LMAOOOO???