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Alr let’s start this off by saying that I fucking love the first two hotel Transylvania movies. I love the concept I love the characters I love EVERYTHING. But hotel Transylvania 4? It can die, it can be thrown into a fire for all I care
So reasons why this movie was the worst way to end a movie saga, and why it should be erased completely and re-written:3
-The movie focuses on jhonny and Draculas relashionship. But oh? Does that seem familiar? YEAH IT FUCKING DOES CAUSE THATS WHAT TEHYVE BEEN DOING FOR ALL THE OTHER MOVIES!!!!!!!! They decided on a dumb fucking plot that should’ve been a tiny spin episode that lasted like 20 minutes. But Nuh uh, this was the way they ended a beloved saga. They focused on the same repetetive thing instead of addressing the possibility of mavis outliving jhonny!!!! They’res so much room for better plot.
-ADAM SANDLER DIDNT VOICE DRACULA.
-Oh my fucking god the aesthetics were so ruined. WHAT HAPPNEED TO THE BELOVED SPOOKIE HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA????? THE VIBES WERE SO OFF I HATED IT
-Jhonny in the movie changed the hotel completely and it was shown IN THE CREDITS. The whole movie was leading up to it only for it to be shown quickly IN THE FUCKING CREDITS
-the “makeover”
Before/
After:
WHY JUST WHY!!!!!! THE HOTEL WAS CREATED TO PROTECT MONSTERS FROM HUMANS, IT WAS MADE IN HONOR OF DRACS DEAD WIFE AND THEY TURNED IT INTO A MONSTROSITY IM GONNA KMS
-they made Jonny be so FUCKING ANNOYING in the movie, I hated him
-THE GLASSES GUY WAS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK
Anyways thats all the reasons I can remember for hating this dumbass fucking movie, if there are any I forgot lmk
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Ellie⊹₊ ⋆ (medic's wife💯)
I agree with everything except the invisible guy part. I mean, being a children's movie it makes sense that they decide to cast the character as a funny looking man with a nose longer than the width of his head bc that would be funny???? the movie still sucked
Yeah I was mostly joking abt the invisible man part
by vivianne✮; ; Report
I found out that there was even a meeting of signatures to change the official design of the invisible guy???
I mean, it's a children's movie. It's awful and boring and pointless, yes. But it's still aimed at children, not your internal fetishes-
by Ellie⊹₊ ⋆ (medic's wife💯); ; Report
finch_kid
istg the redesign for the hotel was literally capitalism being capitalism. they made it super generic so the hotel could become a mall and sell random shit
SO REAL
by vivianne✮; ; Report
KeithKat
so true spit ur shit
Ren
FR, AS A FELLOW HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA LOVER I AGREE !!
𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖙
THANK YOU I 1000% AGREE ON THIS ONE!
Growing up I realized this whole film franchise focused on relationship and acceptance between human and monsters, I get the message they're trying to deliver but was it really worth taking away the dark, goth essence to make it more "human-friendly?" Either way they should've stopped after making the 2nd movie.
✮P1tterPeace✮
PREACH!!! THIS MOVIE IS BORING ASF!!!
Like it’s SUCH a let down
by vivianne✮; ; Report
The.Online_Mercedes
I agree. I tried watching the 4th one to see if it would redeem the 3rd one but it didn't and it got to the point where I was already starting to feel sleepy
From: Mercedes (The Digital Nerd)
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what the hell happened 2 it.. bring back lightly scaring kidz w subtle spooky themez lolz
SKINLESS
theres a 4th??????
:O
cheezyneedz
I love kids movies and the first two are so fun, the third one is enjoyable but not as good. and the fourth was a HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT. like the entire movie is TERRIBLE. i honestly forget it exists and yeah johnny was fun in the other movies, but was p1ss annoying in the fourth movie.
Yeah fr
by vivianne✮; ; Report
mossy :]
there's a 4th one??? but yeah I agree that last pic completely ruined the theme. for a second I mistook it for my little pony
AJ
WTF??????? i havent watched or even seen the trailer for hotel transylvania 4 but what the actual fuck is that??
LAMBSCUT
aw hell nah there's 4 movies?!
★ ‧ Pouri / Clarke
dont worry i also fucking hate the new hotel, the main reason i loved hotel transylvania was cause of the gothic aesthetics and they threw it out of the window, i agree with that bat in the second movie, humans shouldn't even be with monsters
the 3rd and 4th movie should either be rewritten or just get deleted
Cherri Freeze
I have no idea what I was expecting but it wasn't this-
svertexy
It's been humanfied :3
franco
what the fck were they thinking, the hotel looks HORRIBLE IM SOBBING AND SCREAMING
undemolitioned_lovers 🇵🇸
hotel transylvania is good, hotel transylvania 2 is a fucking cinematic masterpiece, hotel transylvania 3 is pretty good, BUT YOU ARE SO RIGHT THE 4TH ONE SUCKS >:(
tord !? ( PROFILE IS A WIP )
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mills🖤
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IT WAS THE SHITTEST KID MOVIE IVE WATCHED IN THAT YEAR!!