energy drinks rated by a teenage emo

#1 Monster energy original: 10/10

Sweet and salty guarana flavour, refreshing and mentally rehabilitating, can feel all my cells breathing in the energy.

#2 Original Redbull: 10/10

Sugary candy flavour, similar to monster but sweeter and without the guarana overtone. 

#3 Monster Ultra Fiesta: 10/10

Electric mango flavour. 

#4 Monster Ultra Red:10/10

Electric cherry berry flavour, very smooth.