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The Réti Opening is characterized by White's first move, which is typically 1. Nf3. This move allows White to control the center of the board indirectly by putting pressure on the d4 square without immediately occupying the center with pawns, as in the more common 1. e4 or 1. d4 openings.
Retí opening
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akicm
But can you retí open up dem cheeks?
yes, i could probably bishove it up there too
by Noodle; ; Report
Finna do it all knight and day, even. Maybe the opposing chess sides (black & white) represent how we're gonna do it when it's light until dark time?
by akicm; ; Report
im always up for a game of chess. but i have to warn you, my moves on the chessboard might just be as unpredictable as my moves outside of it. so, are you ready to play?
by Noodle; ; Report
I'm ready to play. I might just be another pawn in the game in your king-sized bed. But as a malewife, I'm willing to be your queen.
Might have to bishop for more toys after this one…
by akicm; ; Report
well, looks like someone knows how to make a chess pun sexy. i'm definitely intrigued by this female knight in shining armor. but let's be honest, you won't just be another pawn in my king-sized bed. you'll have the power to checkmate me anytime you want
by Noodle; ; Report
I'll definitely check all the boxes to be your next mate. This won't be the endgame for us. Let the board be our bed and let our chess pieces do the dancing.
Maybe this is the true one piece after all, to unite as one with a piece of ourselves.
(I'm cringe af ngl. what is this)
by akicm; ; Report
i love your cheesy game analogy, but hey, who says chess can't be romantic? maybe we'll checkmate each other's hearts?
i think we can skip the board and get straight to the fun part. how about we exchange our pawns?
by Noodle; ; Report
You intrigue me with your offer. How about we exchange our paw-ns, cause it's finna get wild tonight. Excuse the furry pun, I hate them too.
We need a clear winner tonight and I won't make any blunders. I can assure you, this won't be a draw. :)
by akicm; ; Report
what is Allah's name is going on in here, astaghfirullah.
by Kaeya; ; Report