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Club promoter: LARS! you're on in ten minutes you ready?
MC Lars: I guess, but... I still got to write some lyrics!!
Club promoter: alright, just remember it's crunk night...
MC Lars: in that case, I guess it won't be a problem...
*Door closes*
This popular sub-genre is brought to you by materialism
We'd like to thank Bentley, Alizé champagne, and Sean
Jean clothing we'd like to thank the record industry for
Marketing hip-hop stereotypes to 12 year olds and a pop
Culture that unquestioningly consumes vapid,
Superficial entertainment
(Sung)
Phrase about my gun (WHAT!) , rhyme about my loot !! (WHAT!)
Phrase about these haters I sometimes have to shoot *gun load*
Rhyme about my clothes (WHAT!)
Props to my hometown (carmel valley)
Lyrics that say nothing, 'cause that's how we get down (YEAAHH)
Phrase about my clique (WHAT!), don't step to me punk (WHAT!)
Gratuitous rhyme about keeping it crunk (YEAAHH)
Big ups to our genre, we do it our own way (WHAT!)
It's just too bad our songs don't have anything to say (YEAAHH)
GENERIC CRUNK RAP !! (WHAT!) GENERIC CRUNK RAP !! (YEAH!)
GENERIC CRUNK RAP !! (WHAT!) WE DON'T MESS AROUND
GENERIC CRUNK RAP !! (YEAH!) GENERIC CRUNK RAP !! (WHAT!)
GENERIC CRUNK RAP !! (YEAH!) YOU LIKE OUR DIRTY SOUND (YEAH!)
BUY CARS !! (GET CRUNK!) TAKE SHOTS !! (GET CRUNK!)
HAVE SEX !! (GET CRUNK!) SPEND MONEY !! (GET CRUNK!)
BUY CARS !! (GET CRUNK!) TAKE SHOTS !! (GET CRUNK!)
HAVE SEX !! (GET CRUNK!) SPEND MONEY !! (GET CRUNK!)
Phrase about my car (VOLVO!) rhyme about my crew (WHAT!)
Rap about how much more crunk I am than you
Rhyme about my rims, rhyme about my bling (WHAT!)
Chorus where I scream cause I don't know how to sing (YEAHH)
Rhyme supporting guns, and also drinking 40's
Misogynist rhyme about banging lots of shorties (UUUGGH)
Rhyme about my dough, and then some made up lyrics
Get off the gas you swinga, check the deuce, yo sabiirit (YEAHH)
GENERIC CRUNK RAP !! (WHAT!) GENERIC CRUNK RAP !! (YEAH!)
GENERIC CRUNK RAP !! (WHAT!) WE DON'T MESS AROUND
GENERIC CRUNK RAP !! (YEAH!) GENERIC CRUNK RAP !! (WHAT!)
GENERIC CRUNK RAP !! (YEAH!) YOU LIKE OUR DIRTY SOUND (YEAAHH)
BUY CLOTHES !! (GET CRUNK!) HENNESY !! (GET CRUNK!)
ESCALADES !! (GET CRUNK!) SPEND MONEY !! (GET CRUNK!)
BUY CARS !! (GET CRUNK!) TAKE SHOTS !! (GET CRUNK!)
HAVE SEX !! (GET CRUNK!) SPEND MONEY !! (GET CRUNK!)
Grandmaster flash, (I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop)
KRS, (I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop)
Run-dmc, (I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop)
But, who can argue with the charts
When we're sitting at the top?
Rakim, (I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop)
Chuck d, (I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop)
De la soul, (I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop)
AND WE'RE MAKIN' SO MUCH MONEY
THAT WE AIN'T ABOUT TO STOP !!!!
COCA COLA !! (GET CRUNK!) NIKE !! (GET CRUNK!)
MCDONALDS !! (GET CRUNK!) DISNEY !! (GET CRUNK!)
FOX NETWORK !! (GET CRUNK!) ARMANI !! (GET CRUNK!)
GAP CLOTHING !! (GET CRUNK!) MERCEDES !! (GET CRUNK!)
DKNY !! (GET CRUNK!) COURVOISIER !! (GET CRUNK!)
PRANDA !! (GET CRUNK!) WAL-MART !! (GET CRUNK!)
CHUCKY CHEESE !! (GET CRUNK!) RALPH LAUREN !! (GET CRUNK!)
G-UNIT SNEAKERS !! (GET CRUNK!) LOUIS VUITTON !! (GET CRUNK!) (WHAT!)
(Spoken)
I'm just playing lil' Jon, you know I love you !! ^_^
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sugaryouth
i posted this as a buletin but i need it imortalizeed in my blogs bc i love it