Interesting Nicknames I’ve heard or coined

Bedbug - 4/10 - bedbugs are nasty this is a nickname to call your wort frenemy

Anime rival - 9/10 - this is one that is for good frenemys and best friends I likey 

Negative Nellie/Debbie downer- 3/10 - the only ones allowed to say this are little old grandmas with cats and tiny dogs no one else

Name puns -  7/10 - some are good, some are bad 

Name shortening - 6/10 - only works with certain names, biased 

Name lengthening- 8/10 - amazing especially if it’s a really short name like Otto or a really long name like Adelaide 

Pookie - 10/10 - literally nothing bad to be said

Sugar plum fairy crystal emperor- 5/10 - funny if used sarcastically but if used unironically then ew

Boo boo - 0/10 - no

Babe - 6/10 - fine I guess

Shoonokums - 9/10 - same as Sugar plum fairy but it’s funny when used unironically 

Monkey - 1/10~7/10 - cute with little kids, weird with adults

Lovebug- 10/10 - peak nickname

Bug- 9/10 - reserved for use by young parents and lesbians