Whats your drunk/high story?

Ok, I was like 18 (DONT UNDERAGE DRINK) when me and my friend went to this park to celebrate her birthday, we had already begged her older sister to buy us something to drink (smh) but we got to the park around 8 or 9pm and just started chugging it (mainly me) then I just started screaming at random plp walking ( again dont drink) So, eventually the cops came and I was just talking mad shit and this is before I knew police brutality was a huge thing but luckily they were kinda cool...they put me in the police car, drove me home and soon as we got there, I just jumped out and ran to my door with the cuffs on and my mom was like" Candice no you have to wait" and some how I tripped and literally that is all I remember! I woke up the next moring feeling horrible and noticed I had on new clothes....and I thought if I have on new clothes that must  mean...I have on new underwear...smhhhh tragic fucking story... Wasn't the last time I drank irresponsibly but it did teach me alot lol