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So uhhh did you guys know that vampires are actually, objectively, the best supernatural (and possibly) real creature? Might be hard to believe if you are a skeptic, but I'm telling you now it is true.
As you all know, vampires' number 1 enemy (rival?) are werewolves, and thus if one is cool, the other is not. In this case, it is vampires who are cool(due to blood sucking, being hot and manipulative(while sometimes having he aura of the Victorian era(looking at you Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3))), which intrinsically means that werewolves are lame. Furthermore, if you like werewolves, you are automatically a furry. :0
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soulfulrequiem
hey DWEEB xD
...team edward buddies?
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