in case i die

i just got this idea, but if  i ever die i wanna be cremated and i want my ashes mixed with betty crocker cake mix and served as cake at my corpse party

edit: also i want everyone to be wearing jorts

(posting this as a blog and not a bulletin so it doesn't autodelete, i doubt i'll be dying in 10 days)

(it has to be betty crocker cuz even my funeral has to be a homestuck reference)