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why Roman partizan should marry me.

Why Roman partizan should marry me. 

1. So he can crush me between his legs.

2. So he can crush me to death.

3. I am gay. (For him only back off.) 

4. I am a good malewife and housewife.

5. I can barely make a sandwich.

6. Please.

7. I just want him to crush me like a watermelon between his thighs.

8. Hes literally Roman partizan why wouldnt i.

9. I can learn russian. (For him only.)

10. I will clean the whole house and set the laundry take care of the children and cook dinner make the bed and get crushed between his thighs.

11. those thighs arent only for anyone.

12. Me and him are a match.

13. I love muscular men.

14. We can have 14 children together and live in a tiny house.

15. Hes tall im short. We are a match.

16. Im crazy hes calm we are a perfect duo.

17. I want him to ruin me.

18. He is very hot.

19. Roman partizan

20. I mean look at those thighs man. You cant blame me.

21. Did i skip a number???

22. I love him and i will die for him.

23. I can buy (steal) our rings.

24. Im rich hes rich so.

25. Hes russian im.. uh. Idk actually…

26. We can have mixed babies.

28. We can have a dog and cat with 14 children and live in a tiny dwarf mansion on a waterfall in the middle of moscow.

29. Hes single so what the fuck.

30. I love him sm.

31. My hands are hurting but im willing.

32. I need him in my life.

33. Pls crush me Roman partizan.

34. Hes a man so hes hot.

35. Vote Roman partizan for president.


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pretty convincing ngl


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