stay in bushwick !!!

these guys moved in next door, it's a little annoying, they all look the same but also like they could be part of a band. they all have shaved heads and look mildly alternative. i hope i've painted the picture well enough to show how much they look like gentrifiers. it makes me ask a lot of questions, mainly important ones, like are olivia and i the only girls living in this building? were we the first gentrifiers, because after us, the satanist moved in and now the band? are they a band? what if i give up on everything i have worked so hard for and marry off to some guy? would the people of america come to the wedding? 

i was brought down to my knees when i saw that one of them had [retracted] [retracted] and it made me remember the fond misfortune that i induces for myself this summer, while also making my fervent hatred for bushwick grow. those guy look like they would love bushwick and maybe men should stop going there. men used to go to war! now they what?? soft launch on the internet? what happened to being a fighter pilot???

maybe i should move to bushwick, see what it is that makes that city so great. what does bushwick have that i don't? what makes bushwick the perfect place to realize you need to shave your head and start a band?

i must redeem myself. anyways, this is a picture of a yellow car in a backyard.