Water isn't actually a beverage

I've managed to accumulate like 7 Gatorades in my room and I'm pretty sure I lost one of them there's a Gatorade hidden somewhere which I'm honestly pretty impressed by cuz I cleaned my room recently which means a cat probably rolled it somewhere and now I have to get a whole new canned/bottled beverage to add to the hoard

Does anyone else get like, emotionally invested in the amount of drinks they keep in their room?

Also the best Gatorades are the red ones and this is not up for debate