MY HAIR

mY DOG JS RIPPED MY BRAID THAT MY FRIENDS MOM JS DID FOR ME ANHJWDBNJF HELP!!!!!!! IT TOOK HER AGES AND NOW I AM,,,, BRAIDLESSS!!!!! 

HES ONLY A PUPPEEYYY AND HE COMMITS SUCH AN ACT??? IM FLOORED, \

MY JAW IS JUST RRRRASXCHHHHHHH (sound effect for jaw hitting the floor)\

 IM FLABBERGASTED AND QUITE FRANKLY UPSET,,,,,, HE COMES INTO MY HOME (i acc brought him BUT STILL ) HE IS SO YOUNG AND ON THE SLIPPERY SLOPE DOWN HILL TO THE PATH OF OF,,,, A RUFFIAN!!!!! 

(no i did NOT make this post for a pun and how DARE you assume i would do that,,,, MY SCALP HURTS!!!!!)