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-if youre obsessed with the feeling of micro fiber furniture on your face

-if you support people wearing below the knee basketball shorts

-if one of the first two letters in your name have an R (it cancels out if theres a K in the last 4)ย 

-if youve clipped your thingernail too short in the last 4 and a half weeks

-if the pants youre wearing rn dont have pockets

-if youve never scored a 300 in bowling

-if you currently own a vagina

-if youve bought underwear that wasn't your size

-if theres a mirror within 15 feet of your bed

-if you support freeing the orcas at seaworld

-if youve lost a tape measure

-if you have less than 3 posters in your room or more than 14

-if you have felt the need to buy a can opener in the last 2 hours

-if you have ostraconophobia

-if you have nipples pointed in different directionsย 

-if you're ezra


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exeropsIII

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what did ezra do ๐Ÿ™


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he won't be my babygirl.

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eden *เณƒเผ„

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I dont just support people wearing below the knee basketball shorts I AM PEOPLE WEARING BELOW THE KNEE BASKETBALL SHORTS


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DEE EN EYE. MINE go right above my knees

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LAMEEE

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Agisa๐Ÿ•ท

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Dni list:
-if youre obsessed with the feeling of micro fiber furniture on your face

-if you support people wearing below the knee basketball shorts

-if one of the first two letters in your name have an R (it cancels out if theres a K in the last 4)

-if youve clipped your thingernail too short in the last 4 and a half weeks

-if the pants youre wearing rn dont have pockets

-if youve never scored a 300 in bowling

-if you currently own a vagina

-if youve bought underwear that wasn't your size

-if theres a mirror within 15 feet of your bed

-if you support freeing the orcas at seaworld

-if youve lost a tape measure

-if you have less than 3 posters in your room or more than 14

-if you have felt the need to buy a can opener in the last 2 hours

-if you have ostraconophobia

-if you have nipples pointed in different directions

-if you're ezra


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twinkars

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ive broken 6 of these


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no exceptions. DEE EN EYE

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no pls

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sugarmama ๐Ÿ‰

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I feel so bad for this ezra dude!! Good thing I'm not ezra.


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it took me a few days to figure out u WERE ezra....

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WHAT

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the name change caught me off guard

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Oh, I change the display name a lot!!

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i do not .

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Mhm, I can see that..

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the names Graves , but ๐™ž ๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™—๐™š๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™™๐™–๐™™๐™™๐™ฎ ~

- he / him ig.
- 29 ig.
- possessive , dominant , and jealous ig.

๐“๐“ธ๐”€ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ ๐“ช ๐“ฐ๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ญ ๐“ซ๐“ธ๐”‚ ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ป ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ป ๐“ช๐“ต๐“น๐“ฑ๐“ช , ๐“ญ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ~

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You guess??

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i guess i guess

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charlie!! ๐Ÿ‰

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damn it
throws away mt spare vagina


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yall dont need that many pockets

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several of my limbs popped upon reading this

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Miywâsin (At yo girl’s house )

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PLEASE CAN I USE THIS


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I MEAN NOT WORD FOR WORD BUT I DONT OWN MAKING SILLY DNI'S???

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I MEAN LIKE CNP IT AND ADD MORE (I'LL ADD CREDS)

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YEAH THATS GOOD DUDE!!!!!!

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Aster

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farts a little

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MEOWZERZZ(editing)

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pookie bear does 3 and 7 count for me?


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NO EXCEPTIONS *my inner alpha cums out*

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YOUR INNER ALPHA WHAT

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WHO TF ARE YOU

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โ™ฑamiโ™ฑ

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I HAVE LIKE HALF OF THESE HELP i-i-i-i guess i deserve it.... heh :/...


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โ™ฑ ๐”ฉ๐”ข๐”ฌ

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I gotta tell you smthโ€ฆ

ive lost a tape measure before


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oh my gorsh.............. HOW COULD U i-i-i- i think we need to go to marriage counseling.....

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charlie!! ๐Ÿ‰

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w-w-wait.... i have a mirror within 15 feet of my bed...


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DNI
im not having that bad energy on my account

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o-o-oh, heh, ill unfriend :/ guess i deserve it

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yeah you better

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mae / milo

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"-if you have ostraconophobia" does my shellfish allergy count by chancw


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i mean are you scared of the shell fish

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๐‚๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ญ๐ง๐ž๐ฒ

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BUT WHAT IF I NEED A CAN OPENER... TO OPEN MY CANS OF BROCCOLI AND BEANS๐Ÿ‘น


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THEN DNI BIGOT

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Graves

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got me feeling like a homeless ant..


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1mental

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IM SHITING MYSELD WHAT IS THIS


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its my dni take it seriously or leave

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Nebula

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you know I really want a can opener right now


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NOOOOOO
HOW COULD YOU.
i gave you unconditional love the whole time i knew of your existence qnd this is how you repay me?

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Jenny XD

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O-oh n-n-n-no...! I-I have all.... *sharts everywhere*


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that was ur last warning, bucko...
you mess with the bull you get the HORNS

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a-ah?!?!?!?!!!!! *breaks down in ultra mega sharts and farts*

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*crawls away on the brink of death*
you may have defeated me this time, mortal....... but I'll be back, or my name isn't first name middle name last name

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Crash Test Dummy!1

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hi! i'm Riley. i like long basketball shorts, the feeling of microfiber furniture on my face, pocketless pants, can openers, underwear that doesnt fit me, getting less than 300 in bowling, and orcas! my room is so cool - it has 15 posters and a mirror above my bed. i have ostraconophobia so please no seafood! my nails are very short and uh... have u seen my tape measure???!


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NOOOOOOO RILEY HOW COULD YOU
you triggered my asthma
no more mr nice guy now

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CRI MUAHAHAHA

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bimcon

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I'm most of these. get interacted with bozo!!!!!


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NOOOOOOOOOO
HOW COULD YOU
thats it.....
no more mr nice guy

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