"King Of The Pornos" (ft.August Williams)

[Intro: August Williams]

This is August.

This is a big fuck you to all you jealous bitches who get mad that I'm fucking your boyfriends.

Don't get mad that they suck my dick and make out with you after hoe.

[Chorus: Funny Man]

Girl, your boobies look so nice to me tonight.

Let's have a pillow fight.

I know you're tight.

That's when we turn off the lights.

Girl, if you're from Oxford County I'll fuck you right.

I think King Kong might if I'm nice.

That's when we turn off the lights.

[Verse 1: August]

It's August, bitch, I'm hiding razor blades in my clit.
I used to have a big dick, now I'm tighter than shit
I just sucked your dad off, that's how I paid for these tits
Suffocated him quick so I could play with his kids
Teddy bears and pigtails, Blow Pops and blood trails
The tranny's in your house, chainsaw and pink nails
Hot pants and high heels, the Dahmer shemale
it's the truth and it's fucking unreal
We keep the body parts for our next meal
Si señorita, we gon' rape you in the rear
Now my makeup's getting smeared, ooh, my hands are on the mirror
I fucked the whole Warped Tour, made all them bitches queer

[Chorus: Funny Man]

Girl, your boobies look so nice to me tonight.

Let's have a pillow fight.

I know you're tight.

That's when we turn off the lights.

Girl, if you're from Oxford County I'll fuck you right.

I think King Kong might if I'm nice.

That's when we turn off the lights.

[Verse 2: Funny Man]

I'm like the Brad Pitt of pornos.

Take of your shirt.

Let me see your D boobies.

I like A boobies.

B boobies.

C boobies.

E boobies.

Sad boobies.

Mad boobies.

Clean boobies.

Mean boobies.

I get pissed when haters try to cockblock.

I get drunk and touch Tayla in her wet spot.

It's Funny Man.

Let me drink from my flask, put on my mask and fuck you in the ass.

[Skit: King Kong]

Hey Funny how many girls are you taking home tonight?

[Verse 3: Funny Man]

My dick has sinned so much it should be crucified.

Like Jesus Christ.

[Skit: Connor]

Beep beep

Do you girls need a ride?

Get inside!

[Verse 4: Funny Man]

I pull out my skin sword on the dance floor.

I rub it on your buttcheeks and watch it transform.

You better put out.

Don't make me hate you.

I'm not Michael Jackson.

My BWC is legit.

[Chorus: Funny Man]

Girl, your boobies look so nice to me tonight.

Let's have a pillow fight.

I know you're tight.

That's when we turn off the lights.

Girl, if you're from Oxford County I'll fuck you right.

I think King Kong might if I'm nice.

That's when we turn off the lights.