Dirkjohn 🤯 (SPOILERS 4 HOMESTUCK)

Dude I hate it when people call dirkjohn a proship like…. When johns dad died it was johns birthday making him 14, then after the scratch John went on the ship with jade r8? Then 2 years l8r the alpha kids join the session, MAKING JOHN 16!!!! That means that the beta kids AND THE ALPHA KIDS are the same age, so it’s not a proship!!! ALLLSOOO literally on the fucking wiki/fandom page IT SAYS THEY ARE THE SAME AGE BY ACT 6 😐 just say u hate dirkjohn instead of accusing people of being a fucking proshipper/comshipper or whatever thr called... Like did u not read Homestuck??…