what if i..

What's with these homies, dissing my girl?

Why do they gotta front?

What did we ever do to these guys

That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo

But you know I'm yours

Woo-hoo

And I know you're mine

Woo-hoo

(And that's for all time)

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care about that

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near

I know that you need help

Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit

You need a guardian

Woo-hoo

And you know I'm yours

Woo-hoo

And I know you're mine

Woo-hoo

(And that's for all time)

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care about that

I don't care about that

Bang, bang, a knock on the door

Another big bang and you're down on the floor

Oh no! What do we do?

Don't look now, but I lost my shoe

I can't run, and I can't kick

What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick?

What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you?

What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue?

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care about that

I don't care about that

I don't care about that

I don't care about that