Things I hate: a full list

If you’re offended, leave

1: ants. That’s it. No other explanation

2: Penelope Scott’s music. Sorry but it all sounds like it was recorded in voice memos

3: slow walkers. It’s one thing if you’re disabled, but if you aren’t, please fucking speed up you don’t own the whole fucking gas station methuselah

4: losing power while trying to sleep. I need my room to be very loud when I sleep, which requires many fans, a radio and the TV

5: people who think they’re above it all. Don’t act like you’ve never done nothing wrong I will fling you from your ankles into the Hudson River

6: summer. We get it sun, you’ve moved closer to my part of the earth now GO THE FUCK BACK

7: space. Why is it constantly expanding? What is it doing? HOW MUCH FUCKING ROOM DOES IT NEED?!

8: 90% of coquette girls. We don’t care about how much you wanna kill people who put whispers on TikTok or how much your 7293720 year old “boyfriend” is grooming you there is something legitimately wrong with you

9: leeches. Fuck no

10: Ik I’ll get a lot of hate for this one but, blue hair. Everyone I’ve known who has blue hair has been absolutely fucking insane 😭 the color itself is actually pretty but I will forever associate it with dream stans 

11: square makeup sponges, whoever made these go fuck yourself

12: ads. Commercials. Whatever the fuck you want to call them. If I see another commercial with screaming children I will punch a wall

13: nearly every last BTS fan. Putting my fuckin life on the line for this one

14: edgelords. Billy go to bed you have school in the morning

15: 1940s eas alarms. Don’t ever play that shit ever again idgaf if there’s a tornado or not

16: 🫶🏻 This emoji. Passive aggressive and fake af

17: orange

18: girls who are like “omg im so much better than everyone else because I don’t wear makeup oh my gosh im so quirky” pick me choose me love me 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

19: sleep paralysis. Off topic a bit but no one actually understands what sleep paralysis is 😭

20: people who shame people for watching sports. Leave me tf alone and let me watch people slam into each other for no fucking reason damn

21: dudes who talk a lot of shit and then look like the of a stock photo of a pedophile

I may or may not make a part two