Do NOT, I repeat, Do NOT trust a wannabe Ken

Fell in love with a young, blonde-haired, blue-eyed wannabe Ken who followed me around like a little puppy lost in the big, bad world. He wanted to text (and talk, and snap, and skype) so much that it became annoying...but I loved him. He seemed so sincere. Love sick...

And sick he was.

He asks me out, we "fall in love", only for him to suddenly cancel our next date and switch things up, talking about he's not sure when he'll see me next. That same night we break up. He tells me that he never wanted to be with me basically and only asked me out to "make me happy". Also, he doesn't love me.

Ken said we'd be together "forever" and that "words can't describe how much I love you" (the 2nd one he said hours before breaking up with me and letting me know our perfect relationship was all one big lie - on his part at least, I really did love him)

Lucky thing life goes on and God says liars burn...or something like that at least.

Remember Boys and Girls, rhinestones may look shiny and sparkly in the moment but they aren't actual diamonds - they're cheap and lose their little lustre faster than you can say fab. And plastic? It isn't so fantastic. Not when it comes to fake men.

Anyway, as T Swift once said (sang,) "A diamond's gotta shine..." and a princess has got to find her prince, true love's kiss, and her happily ever afer, and so yup, against better judgement perhaps I'm already back on the dating scene!

Summer is over, but who cares? Personally, I've always felt Fall was a lot more fabulous...