a rant about cats

they are perfect. literally no flaws. they have a natural ability to reduce stress just by being cats, they are the perfect therapy animal. its impossible for cats to be ugly. many people think sphinx cats are ugly but if you google "sphinx cat" and have good taste you will see that they are flawless, majestic beings. FUN FACT: if you google ugly cats google will just completely shut down because it is unable to even begin to comprehend the very thought of an ugly cat. another reason that cats are perfect is that they are soft. "but dogs can be soft too!" no, dogs are a different kind of soft. cats are cat soft. also just the wort cat is fundamentally amazing. it consists of a vowel in between two consonants. its like a letter sandwich, and everyone loves sandwiches. the Egyptians worshiped cats as well. and its common fact that ancient Egypt mythology is one of the sickest fucking mythologies in the world. its so cool. so by extension, cats are also cool. in conclusion, cats are nice :]