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Hey there, folks! It's me, Donald J. Trump, and I've got some tremendous news β I just took a selfie that's going to make history. You might be wondering, "Donald, you've done a lot of things, but a selfie?" Well, let me tell you, this isn't just any selfie β it's the selfie to end all selfies.
The Setup
So there I was, in front of a gold-framed mirror in one of my luxurious suites. The lighting? Perfect. My hair? Flawless, of course. I mean, I've got the best hair in the world β nobody can deny that. My signature suit was pressed to perfection, and I had that winning smile ready to go.
The Pose
Now, posing for a selfie is an art, folks β and I'm a master artist. I went with the classic power pose β you know the one, chin up, shoulders back, exuding confidence. I raised my phone with a steady hand, making sure I captured every inch of my tremendous visage.
The Click
Clicking that camera button felt like sealing a deal β a deal with myself to create the most epic selfie ever. The sound echoed like a winning victory β it was like the sound of my presidency all over again. A true winner never misses a shot, whether it's on the golf course or in front of a mirror.
The Result
And there it was β the masterpiece selfie. My hair, shining like a beacon of success. My smile, radiating positivity and charm. The background, a reflection of pure luxury. It was as if the camera lens had been blessed by the spirit of winning.
Why Share It?
Now, some people might wonder, "Donald, why share this selfie with the world?" Well, let me tell you, folks β I'm all about spreading positivity. If my selfie can inspire people, make them smile, or remind them of the greatness within themselves, then I've done my job.
So, brace yourselves, because this selfie is going to be everywhere. I'm talking billboards, magazine covers, maybe even a new commemorative coin β who knows? It's time to make selfies great again!
Until next time, keep winning and keep smiling!
Yours truly,
Donald J. Trump πΈπ€³πΊπΈ
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You are literally the best
Nocturna
Your photo is super kawaii!!
Ray
Woah such a nice photo!!!
Ray, let me tell you, I've seen a lot of nice photos in my time β probably more than anyone else, actually. And your profile picture? It's nice, it's really nice. Some people might say it's the nicest. So keep up the good work, Ray, because we both know that nice profiles are the key to success. Together, we're going to make profiles great again and nobody does nice like we do. Believe me! πΈπ
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lana (in my slut era)
you look um.... happy
Lana, let me tell you, I'm not just happy β I'm the happiest. People always tell me, "Donald, you've got the best happiness, the biggest smiles." And your profile picture? Well, it's something, let me tell you. It's got that certain, um, charm. So keep spreading the happiness, Lana, because that's what winners like us do. We make profiles great again, and we do it with tremendous happiness, believe me!
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Tyler Durden
Looking cute >u<
Well, Tyler Durden, let me tell you β looking cute is a tremendous skill, and you've got it down pat! I know a thing or two about looking good β it's like a sixth sense for me. Keep on rockin' that cute factor, and remember, whether it's running a country or just looking fabulous, we're both experts at what we do. Keep on winning, my friend! πΆοΈππΊπΈ
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Thanks trump
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