Why the new generation of Tokio Hotel fans suck (me included)

If you know me (ya don't) I would never talk bad about myself ever, so I retract my statement about Including myself, I'm perf.

Anywhore, wanna know whats soooo annoying, the stupid 12 yr old new Tokio Hotel fans that only found out about the band through a bad quality tiktok edit, ughh if I wasn't already bulimic I'd be vomiting for you.

Lemme explain smth RQ-

1. They are DILF'S now

~ The amount of brain dead teens that froth over what these men used to look like and then completely ignore the absolute beasts they have become makes me want to jump into an early grave, if you legitimatley sit there and ignore the fact bill is more slay than a war, you have issues. That man went from the moment to THE MOMENT, He has never ever had an ugly photo in his life (same). People want to ignore the fact Tom went from bad boy to bad man~ I mean he looks like if Jason Mamoa and Jacksepticeye had a baby, that's my wet dream. And are you going to honestly sit there and say georg didn't go from a 10 to a 10, long hair was sexy, short hair is just mwah, that fiance of his is a lucky woman. Can someone tell me why people are LYING to themselves and acting like Gustav isn't the cutest human alive, this man would WINE AND DINE YOU, in and out of bed. When he plays the drums tho~ anyways I swear I saw an edit of someone pretending 2007 era tom was the 2023 tom- girl you are DELUSIONAL i swear- go back to playing with slime or whatever stupid people do now adays-

2. It is NOT just Tom and Bill

Is everyone suddenly blind orr? I don't understand how people could legit ignore the sexy man that is georg listing, have y'all not seen the photo where he had his hair in a PONYTAIL? he pulled it off better than the average woman, and I love women. then he cut his hair and went from daddy to father. He makes me melt just with his voice, OMG when he sung in wor sinh eine hande? that one concert where he looked like god sneezed and he was what came out, even tommy got nervous- not me I was on my knees 'praying'. And gustav, he looks like he gives the best hugs, he's highkey iconic- like mans doesn't know that much english but I'll dumb it down for him, when he was young? oooh, he looked like the only discord mod I would ever call master, no shame. His fluffy hair stage? yummy yummy yummy, the raining monsoon preformance? Ate that up! He could throw a drum stick at my head and I would thank him. Side note, those two men who smashed beer bottles on my mans head? I'll find ya :) 

Trust me I HAVE MORE to say but- I'll edge y'all for now ;) stay sexy