cool things

tryna figure out what to do w my life lolz

♡-working w the dead

•Forensic Anthropologist (177k salary @ San Francisco; Like Temperance Brennan from Bones!)

∙ A special sub-field of physical anthropology (the study of human remains) that involves applying skeletal analysis and techniques in archaeology to solving criminal cases

∙ Cleans bones from a crime scene to be examined

∙ Analyze skeletal remains of a victim to establish the biological profile of the individual

•Mortician (173k salary @ San Francisco)

∙ prepares dead bodies before a wake, funeral, or burial

∙ embalms bodies

∙ talks to the families @ funerals

∙ does funeral arrangements 

•have to be strong communicator (annnd im gone lmao--)

♡-pathology

∙The science of the causes and effects of diseases, especially the branch of medicine that deals with the laboratory examination of samples of body tissue for diagnostic or forensic purposes.

♡-physiology

∙The branch of biology that deals with the normal functions of living organisms and their parts

(The way in which an living organism or bodily, part functions)

♡-Entomology

∙The study of bugs/insects and their relation to humans, the environment, and other organisms

♡-witchcraft (medium, tarot reading, palm reading)

∙psychic medium

∙tarot reader

∙palmistry/palm reading

♡-FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation)

∙Protects the American people and upholds the constitution

♡-Acting (pref. probs Hollywood idfk)

∙Barbizon acting in Indianapolis

∙Search for acting in Indianapolis

♡-Singing + (maybe play bass? YES-)

∙ Do solos in choir

∙ Write songs and sing them online (when im 18 cuh they all explicit as fuck)

♡-Criminal Justice (Police Officer)

•32k-71k per year in Seymour IN

•Above the age of 21 but younger than 36

•Patrols the town and identifies crime

•Document crime reports and investigations

•Arrest and process individuals

• Question people to identify the cause of an issue

•Pass a drug screening test (ez)

•No arrests or felony convictions

•Resident citizen of the United States (ez)

•Rotating shifts

•Need a valid driver's license

•successfully pass a certified training (police) academy

•academies are RIGOROUS and demanding (hard apparently) 6-8 months there (or more)

•hide your tattoos </3

•natural hair color ONLY?

•only 2 ear piercings, no other allowed.

I'LL SHOW YOU SLUT WHEN I:

♡-Modeling (pref. New York)

•Victoria's Secret Model/worker (♡!!)

∙Enter the fashion show competition

∙must be between 5'6 and 6 foot (I NEED TO GROW 2 INCHES TALLER)

∙Can have tattoos

∙Can have cheek piercingssss

∙have to be 18 (obviously)

∙Head and body shots taken by pro photographer

♡-Lingerie model for somewhere else

♡-Playboy Model(?)

-must be hot

♡Stripper 

-must be hot

♡Singer but my music is very erotic and i dirty dance on stage

ykwis?

THESE ARE ALL RESPECTABLE JOBS BTW <3333

they don't last long because of age restrictions 

18+ but not old

♡-Crime Scene Investigator (pref. New York; $112,440 /yr)

•Bachelor's degree (Forensic science, biology, or criminal justice. I AM NOT DOING COMPUTERS.)

•you get to theorize about what happened

•good at math

•I GET A GUN 

•HIGH IN DEMAND

•Gathers and processes physical evidence

•photographs autopsies

•spends most of their time at the scenes of crimes

•High school rec classes: Chemistry & Biology (any forensic sciences)

•Physically demanding (gotta get that evidence)

•Potentially dangerous situations

•Can be extremely stressful

•Average salary CSI in New York = 89,821k :3

•Be between ages 21 and 40

•Better to be a cop before being a CSI (meh...)

•dw, you will be trained :)

•Can have tattoos (non-offensive) (not on face, hand, or neck tho)

•no visible body art in uniform

life style I want: 

FANCY, LUXURIOUS, LOVED BY MOST, GET A HOLLYWOOD STAR, WIN A GRAMMY AND/OR AN EMMY, AND RICH AS FUCK

lol yeah so

famous :D