Why is he so attractive...?

Seriously, how can Oingo be so handsome? Like, how? He's so hot and sexy, I want to hug him, I wish he was real so I could hug him, kiss him, etc. 

Boingo is also very adorable, it would be nice to take care of him but I'm talking about the older brother here. I swear I blush everytime I open my Stardust Crusaders manga and see him, hes just so...attractive...

I prefer is original design, when he isn't changing his face and voice with Kunumu (sorry idk how his stand name is in english so I wrote based on the katakana「クヌム神」) but I don't disagree he is kinda handsome too in Joutaro form, tho I don't like Joutaro that much...he's just boring. For JOJO protagonists, I prefer Joseph Joestar way more.

Sooo that was supposed to be a bulletin, but I guess I liked too much how much I've written, and seeing bulletins have a short life span, I thought it would be better to be a blog. Thanks for listening to my ted talk. (ﾟ∀ﾟ)