TRANSCRIPTION OF MESSAGE FROM ONE ‘DOUG WALKER’ TO MARTINI, SENT VIA ‘CAMEO’

Nostalgia Critic here saying happy birthday man and a big congrats on having such a cool name I'm not gonna lie that's a pretty freaking cool name to have and I'm praying to god I didn't say it wrong like there was some sort of other way I was supposed to say it cause martini is kinda frickin cool but uh if I said wrong well then I look like the jackass and you look smarter which is very very rare I usually do not look like a jackass I mean if you look on the internet everybody's like he's always right about everything but I know I'm right about this that you are going to have an amazing birthday I wish ya nothing but the best I know you're just going to watch nothing but my reviews all day I mean that's the best way to have a happy birthday or at the very least you can just watch my review of Moulin Rouge over and over cause that's your favourite right I mean how can it not be I sing and glass usually doesn't break around there if you're watching on the phone if you're watching on like a TV with speakers then the glass is definitely gonna break but still the fact that you're that brave shows that you're worth celebrating man so all I can say is have the happiest of birthdays and uh you know the catalyst guy I think you know what that means take care

alright seriously thank you so much for the cameo uh cause the money doesn't go to me it goes to charity the money goes to Wings For Life spinal cord research so thank you so very very much for that and I hope I did that right I I honestly don't know what the catalyst guy is so uh hopefully you got it uh better than I did so uh yeah and nothin but the best to you happiest of birthdays thank you for being a fan and maybe I'll see you in the future take care