intro q&a questions

i'm editing the things that have changed since i made the original for fun :)

1.     who is your hero? my uncle tom, he’s a 65 year old stoner who is still part of a biker gang club, like how cool is that? he’s very fun to get stoned with

2.     if you could live anywhere, where would it be? i really wanna go to seattle

3.     what is your biggest fear? water and rejection, heights too

4.     what is your favourite family vacation? probably going to london, australia was pretty cool too

5.     what would you change about yourself if you could? i want a fast metabolism, i’d also get rid of the mental illness i would definitely like to change my coping mechanisms

6.     what really makes you angry? plans changing last minute and being interrupted or ignored or just people not listening to me MEN, i have a lot of female rage these days

7.     what motivates you to work hard? if i enjoy what i’m doing or i get a sense of fulfilment if working hard means i can leave my hometown, i'd work 24/7

8.     what is your favourite thing about your career? definitely the interesting interactions i have with people and the different sorts of people i meet on a regular basis, i also get free drinks i don't get free drinks anymore but i do love my regulars

9.     what is your biggest complaint about your job? creepy men and getting harassed, people not taking me seriously bc of my age or lack of experience

10.  what is your proudest accomplishment? still being alive i'm 1 year clean today and i'm growing a backbone

11.  what is your favourite book to read? i love contempory fiction, stuff that’s real poetic and shit

12.  what makes you laugh the most? dark humour, real stupid shit too

13.  what did you want to be when you were small? i wanted to be a vet, then a dancer, and then a writer then a psychologist, instead i became a bartender. stuff of dreams

14.  what is your favourite game or sport to watch and play? i love watching the formula 1, i’ve been obsessed since i was 16

15.  what would you sing at karaoke night? probably “all these things that i’ve done” by the killers or “rockstar” by nickelback maybe "good luck, babe!" by chappell roan because fuck i hate how much i relate

16.  if you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? i love bagels and pizza, so maybe pizza bagels either a big fruit salad with greek yoghurt or scrambled eggs

17.  have you ever had a nickname? what is it? gronk

18.  how would your friends describe you? well i don’t really have any friends atm but i’ve been told i’m chill yet impulsive, caring yet flaky, fun yet depressed

19.  what are your hobbies? check my profile

20.  aside from necessities, what one thing could you not go a day without? nicotine and music

21.  list two pet peeves. passive aggression, loud eaters and drinkers and people just being fucking rude omg i hate working hospitality

22.  where do you see yourself in five years? if i’m not dead then maybe working in a cocktail bar abroad as a mixologist

23.  how many pairs of shoes do you own? 4 7, converse, 2 pairs of vans and doc martens i also have 2 pairs of platforms and some sliders

24.  if you could go back in time to change one thing, what would it be? prevent one of many traumatic events hooking up with so many people after breaking up with my gf

25.  if you could share a meal with any 4 individuals, living or dead, who would they be? kurt cobain, david fincher, dave grohl and john hughes

26.  what's the longest you've gone without sleep (and why)? over 40 hours, insomnia is a bitch

27.  how often do you buy clothes? almost every week, retail therapy is making me broke retail therapy did make me broke so maybe once a month max

28.  what's your favourite holiday? either christmas or halloween

29.  what's the most daring thing you've ever done? probably asking out my gf or impulsively getting snakebites one day hooking up with a random guy in a spanish nightclub and going back to his hotel room with a dead phone and not telling anyone where i went until 5pm the next day

30.  what was the last book you read? fight club by chuck palahniuk trigger by c.g. moore

31.  what's your favourite type of foreign food? probably italian or thai

32.  are you a clean or messy person? definitely messy

33.  who would you want to play you in a movie of your life? maybe brigette lundy-paine

34.  what's your favourite fast food chain? i don’t eat fast food

35.  what's your favourite family recipe? my parents aren’t big on food

36.  do you love or hate rollercoasters? absolutely love them

37.  what's your favourite family tradition? drinking during holidays

38.  what is your favourite childhood memory? i don’t remember much of my childhood tbh

39.  what's your favourite movie? check my profile trainspotting

40.  how old were you when you learned santa wasn't real? how did you find out? i had a bit of common sense when i was 9 but i dragged that shit out until i was 12

41.  is your glass half full or half empty? i’m nihilistic so half empty

42.  what's the craziest thing you’ve done in the name of love? open up about my past i loved my ex so much that i let her brainwash me, manipulate me and control me for over a year 

43.  what three items would you take with you on a deserted island? a knife, a magnifying glass and a diary

44.  what was your favourite subject in school? english and music

45.  do you collect anything? patches and pins, can tabs, band tshirts

46.  is there anything you wished would come back into fashion? y2k, 2000s emo

47.  are you an introvert or an extrovert? introvert when i’m sober, extrovert when i’m drunk and that's on being neurodivergent

48.  have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise) i’ve never had a party, nevermind a surprise party

49.  are you related or distantly related to anyone famous? not that i know of

50.  what do you do to keep fit? home workouts, starving, taking walks

51.  does your family have a “motto” – spoken or unspoken? it is what it is, do no harm but take no shit, blood is thicker than water

52.  who was your favourite teacher in school and why? definitely all my female english teachers, talk about mommy issues

53.  what song would you say best sums you up? mayonaise by the smashing pumpkins, deep end by i prevail, this body means nothing to me by shrimp and noah kahan's entire discography

54.  what celebrity would you like to meet at starbucks for a cup of coffee? gerard way

55.  who was your first crush? this guy i met at a summer camp when i was 11

56.  what's the most interesting thing you can see out of your office or kitchen window? people that can’t drive

57.  where do you see yourself in 10 years? i’ll definitely be dead by then

58.  what was your first job? working in a supermarket

59.  how many languages do you speak? 2 kinda, english and a bit of irish 

60.  who is the most intelligent person you know? probably my gf i have a lot of smart friends

61.  what is one thing you will never do again? trust a man i need to remind myself of this more often

62.  who knows you the best? my gf my friend conor