Why I am better than Morrissey

- Not Morrissey

- Better looking

- I'm cooler 😎 

- CAN play Golden Lights (Smh🙄)

- Can play ANYTHING (or so I hope)

- Aged better😘😘

- I don't grab my man tits on stage

- I’m a trampoline expert

- I'm so much cooler 😎 

- I have a wife, whilst you keep a picture of me under your bed and sing Don't Make Fun of Daddy's Voice to it every night before bed

- I didn't write a song called "Don't Make Fun of Daddy's Voice"

- I would never write a song called "Don't Make Fun of Daddy's Voice"

- Quite frankly, I do not care about daddy's voice.

- Obviously cooler😎

- I'm not racist nor do I have any problems with immigrants

- I actually have a social life

- I'm not "humasexual"😭

- I'm cooler 😎