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Why I hate cocomelon aka dodomelon


Hi guys. This is my second rant in Spacehey.

Enjoy this rant ig.

1. Children would listen to cocomelon for hours

If you are a parent and you are trying to look for something for kid(s) to watch and you found cocomelon. And you decide to put cocomelon and decided to play infront of your kid(s) and once they listen to it ALL DAY. And they won’t stop. For example Lendy heard cocomelon the first time and the next day lendy was listening to cocomelon all day long and lendy's brother telled him to turn down his volume down but lendy won’t stop. And he telled on lendy. And his parents telled him too but he still won’t do it. And after he refused he got the phone taken away and lendy cried because he couldn’t watch cocomelon.

2. The Animation 

The animation seems very low budget to me and the animation is also cringe too. And the characters too. Especially jj. And the dance moves is also cringe. An it makes me wish I never seen it.


3. It’s annoying and it’s everywhere

Cocomelon is everywhere on TV, Channels, etc. Like there was no escape from cocomelon.


4. It’s literally TORTURE

Same reasons as #1 but a kid would play cocomelon so loud you’ll cover your ears from that.

5. Songs 

The music was repetitive for me to hear.

6. The designs

The designs were too bright for me. For example the outside in cocomelon is too bright. Like everything in cocomelon is too bright.

7. The characters

I find characters boring especially jj. I can’t stand him. He’s is that annoying toddler that makes me mad. And when I see him I get mad and it makes me want to look away.

8. There are better shows for children

And yes for example Bluey. There are better shows to watch. You could show your kids a channel for example Disney Junior. Instead of showing cocomelon to your kid(s). And you could ban cocomelon from your house if you want.

And here are my reasons why I hate cocomelon aka dodomelon.

Thank you for seeing this if you are making it far.

La fin.


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