PLEASE HELP

I am locked inside some kind of building. It looks like an arcade, or maybe an arcade inside of a mall. Only one of the breakers is on, and I cannot find the breaker box. So there are no lights in most of the rooms, except for the occasional game cabinet, and this computer I found in a back office.

This is not a joke. I am trapped in this arcade. I have walked these floors probably 100 times back and forth now and I haven't seen so much as a window, let alone an exit door.

I don't know how to tell you to find me. As far as I'm aware, there is not an arcade OR a mall in Oxenberg. I don't even know how I got here. None of this makes sense.

To make matters worse, even this computer doesn't have access to the full internet. Sites like Facebook and Twitter either don't load, or redirect to some homebrewed version--like an amateur imitation, or beta version of the site. I've never heard of spacehey in my life, but it's one of the only sites that seems to be working for me. Nothing else is letting me post, and if it does let me post, all the timestamps are wrong, and the replies I get make no sense.

Please respond. Let me know how you found this message. Tell other people about it. I don't know what else to do, but together we might be able to pin down where I am and get me out.

Please. I'm running out of stale candy to eat. The water in this water fountain tastes like rust. I've beaten Metal Slug 3 nine times. I'm starting to lose it.