Stairs and skipping them

While for years i have skipped a step while climbing up, i've never thought about a bound* down the stairs before. This has lead to a major change in my life, as i now have to get a different haircut, skin, organs and so on. This is due to the fact that i shall not, will not, and cannot accept walking, strolling, jogging or even running on the street, whilst living a new life, a better life.

*Bound - The action of leaping towards a certain place or object.