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What is the *Technical Opposite of Live Action Marvel Movies?

The answer I came to for this question was confined to my limits of my perception, so the best I could do was assume it would be the "DC Animated Universe".

My entire intent with this is to see if the DCAU "the order of which, being dictated by this TTS video" is really even a stones throw away in difference to basically any Marvel film since Iron Man.

First & Best: Justice League The Flashpoint Paradox



Starting off with a bang, while I would say that it was a product of the time DC had to make everything edgy, at least it wasn't boring. Every "It was me Barry" meme that you might have seen over the last few years were warranted for something like this. Although I will say that I am heavily biased towards a trend that would grow more consistent, where most Justice League members can only speak in "marvel talk".  7/10

Houh?: Justice League War


So in this one Justice League's against Darkseid's Apokolips™ for the first time, and that's about all you need to know. Also crossdressing is cool! 5/10

Baman Baboy: Son Of Batman


I vibe with two things that this series of films does with Batman & Son, they don't have more than 10 minutes of Batman with Joker at any point in the series, and the emotionless, deadpan autism Bruce & Damian espouse on a regular basis is very nice. Because when they are utilized in scenes,  I don't have to subject myself to more "marvel talk" Which is only perpetuated by the neurotypical  executives that think it is charming to upkeep in almost every other Justice League movie. 6.5/10

MAN RAY'S BIG SPLASH: Justice League Throne of Atlantis


What is there to say other than DC studio execs apparently felt like Fishy Fish "makin it stinky >:)" needed a feature length origin story. 4/10 Bonus: Allegedly Justice League Throne of Atlantis funny scene

Owls: Batman vs Robin

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Owls :) 4.5/10


BAT BLOOD - A Batman V Superman PARODY:
Batman Bad Blood



I have a love hate relationship with HISHE... also Mad Hatter's toothgap & the gays r cool I guess.
 5/10

Teen Titans Go™ (to) The Super Hero Squad Show™:


WHEN THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT- uh yea. Detours aside I found Beast Boy tolerable, and also Raven is neat enough. But like why is Cyborg 22 in this universe and never talks to Beast Boy :( 5.5/10

SEGGS JOKES XD: Teen Titans The Judas Contract


While previous movies like Flashpoint Paradox and Batman vs Robin were pretty edgy, this one gets to a point where it ends up unintentionally funny at times. Also the thing Tara Markov & Slade had  was really icky & the fact that JJ vs TT had a marvel-like ending sequence for 10 seconds revealing Tara for this movie is even more confusing when they never do something like that again. 3.5/10

Etrigan! :D: Justice League Dark


Now while this movie should suffer the same problems that TT The Judas Contract did, it owns up to that & has the only non "marvel talk"ing member of the Justice League accompany funny demon duo and Aleister Crowley (but Bi ) on a slightly intriguing mystery. 7/10

What is this Dig Dug?: Suicide Squad Hell to Pay


At this rate just about the only things I've kind of enjoyed from DC pertains to their Suicide Squad  catalog, and this is a good addition to that. Its a road trip full of twisted cyclepaths that you will likely not care about the well-being of more than three onscreen cyclepaths at a time. 6.5/10

Nergal's Big Gay Bash: Constantine City of Demons


This is just a great standalone movie that just so happens to have DC things appear maybe like 5 minutes total throughout the duration of the film. It is actually a rather tense and unnerving movie  that properly utilizes its dark tone to tell a better story than its edgy counterparts. I am also most definitely biased because I just really love Neil Gaiman's Dream graphic novel series. 8/10

DEAD!?!?: The Death of Superman


Superman Died ;( 5/10

ALIVE?!?!: Reign of the Supermen

Superman Live ;) 5.5/10

Blush Blush Blush You are Now My: Batman Hush


DC Executives: Uhhhhh its been like 13 movies & we haven't had more than 3 villain's from the

Batman Rogue's Gallery onscreen at any point.

Hush:
 5.5/10

Life is Strange: Wonder Woman Bloodlines


There are three things that I even remember from this movie, Chloe turns into a supervillian, the BBEG looks at their own butt, and I synced along with a line that read "You truly are a Wonder  Woman" without stuttering.  4/10

Another Flashpoint: Justice League Dark Apokolips War


This is a proper enough finish to the DCAU storyline, we get funny Etrigan back & a British man  goes to hell, what more could you ask for? 7/10

In Conclusion

There are probably much better, more indie answers to what the technical opposite of a live action  Marvel Film is, but for right now I would say that anything "Justice League" related is straight up no different than Marvel. Really just have more movies with John Constantine & Batman as leads.


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