Xiao is a hoe

Hoe-Ajax

Ajax- necrofilia

Necrofilia- ICP

ICP-NAI

NAI- pregnant plants

Pregnant plants- thorns

Thorns- Thor

Thor-Loki

Loki- herpes

Herpes- Erik Cartman

Cartman- war crimes

War crimes- könig

König-cola

Cola- polar bear

Polar bear- global warming

Global warming- plastic

Plastic- ken

Ken- God

God- church prime

Church prime- white monster

White monster- Karl's ass

Karl's ass-two eggs in him

Two eggs in him- xiao

So basically Xiao is hoe