aliens are real (pt. 1)

my brother might be an alien. these past few weeks he's been acting... idk... strange. too strange. he forgot to flush the other day and i was gonna take a huge dump but then i saw that the dump was still there and i was like "gross" and then i flushed the toilet but not before realizing that it was blue and green and purple. i also noticed how it blinked at me, but i just dismissed that because... heh.. that was way too strange!

then when i was going to crouch down to take my dump i noticed from the corner of my eye that... the POOP WAS STILL THERE! it was staring at me and it was swimming, i didn't know what to do... so.. i just took a dump.

years later, i noticed even more abnormal behaviors(the dumps did not stop, it was continuous) and sometimes i swear that i would see it standing outside my door just staring at me, possibly wondering when im going to tkae my next dump and in my dreams.

i haven't dumped in a hot minute, it was building up, way too much. today the urge was stronger than ever, i need to take a dump, imk writing this in fornt of my bathroom right now, (im actually in my room, im a liar) but the dump wont know that...

i don't know what to do anymore, i don't know how long i can resist this dump anymore.

it's unbarable :/

I MUST DUMP NOW

ITS NOW OR NEVER

ITS WHAT RYAN WOULD'VE WANTED