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Hey there, fabulous Sunday people! I hope y'all are lounging with your cozy robes, sipping on that heavenly cup of coffee and diving into your juicy Sunday newspaper. Can I just say, I've tiptoed on eggshells in the past, but this son of a biscuit takes the cake! Since the divorce, he's been relentless with his little power trips, constantly reminding me that I have zero authority to say or do a damn thing against him. In his perfect words. โ€œYou are in no position to say or do anything so donโ€™t you ย forget itโ€. ย Threatening to kick me out on the streets without batting an eyelash. How generous of him, huh? Oh, and let's not forget the cherry on top โ€“ Making sure he drained the savings leaving the smallest amount and also letting me know he is talking to other women ย he just the epitome of sweetness?ย 

Now, I'm stuck in this madhouse, unable to breathe a word or make a move without summoning the wrath of this demonic Oompa Loompa. I've become a prisoner in this place of hell I used to call home! But fear not, my friends, for I have a little surprise up my sleeve. Those fancy-shmancy lawyers of mine have enlightened me with some delightful news. Apparently, because this douchecanoe threatened and mentally tortured me, I have a legit case to bust out a "motion to stay the divorce." Yeah, you heard it right โ€“ that fiasco of a divorce agreement was signed under the influence of his twisted mind games. And let me tell you, folks, getting a case like that to stand is as rare as finding a unicorn in your backyard. So you can only imagine the depths of this demonic Oompa Loompa's cruelty since the lawyers tell me I have an actual case for this. ย I even managed to snap some pictures of my bedroom door that he bashed in while I was asleep one night. I cannot wait to see the look on his face. ย I am trying REALLY hard to find forgiveness for his mental, physical, psychological, emotional and financially abuse,ย 

So, dear ones, let's raise our mugs to justice and give a sassy cheer to showing that twisted Oompa Loompa who's boss! Cheers to taking back control of our lives and making this Sunday!! เผบแƒฆเผ’๐“š๐“๐“ฃเผ’แƒฆเผป


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