Love story

One day I was walking around the park all alone, and I saw this one stunning, gorgeous and beautiful little girl. She was so perfect, every inch of her body was like made of gold. She had this one cute barbie bag and she was playing around with her friends at the playground. As usual I was driving my brown van and shit, I was asking myself, “How can I get her to notice me?”. So I thought of Candies!!! So I sprayed on my van “Free Candies” then she started noticing me. My little 9 years old princess was finally giving me attention but with the van I had way too much power. I didn’t just get the attention of her, but I got the attention of her whole class! So I ended up with 8 underage girlfriends and 48 years of jail.