Everyone is lucky i dont have a credit card (ho1000c shirt)

I was on Rob's instagram and i see the most banger fucking ho1000c t-shirt, but mf i do not have a way to obtain it without begging my father to allow me to use the good ol' family credit card. I think im gonna settle for getting some bleach and a black shirt from thrift and trying to just paint some lettering or some shit on it, like maybe on the back just fucking "HOW could I, being born of such, ah conventional stock, arrive a leader of the rebellion. cause i think that could look cool with horrible fancy drippy lettering.