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(in no particular order)

celebs

jensen ackles - dilf realness, need him and his lovely wife

ryan gosling - HIS GOTH SPOOKY BAND RAHH, soso himbo, and i love him as ken

pedro pascal - he's so father

jack black - my plus size king

tom holland - umbrella perfomance

karl urban - where's his bird? (niche reference)

evan peters - love him in ahs <3

robert pattinson - BATMAN AND SILLY VAMPIRE MAN

keanu reeves - just everything abt him

joey jordison

vic fuentes

pete wentz

gerard way - mcr save me

kirk hammet

ozzy osbourne - he has no idea where tf he is

anthony padilla - but emo :')

markiplier - himbo gamer

moistcritikal - he's just.. so real

jerma985 - he isn't real.

fictional characters

eddie munson - i relate to him a lot and i love him so much. i'm not ngl i did grieve abt him as if he was a real person i saw myself in him for awhile and still kinda do! i also read alot of nsfw fanfics abt him sorry not sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

riddler (the batman 2022) - redditor, i can fix him

rodrick heffley - guyliner, angsty, has a band, love that guy

laszlo from wwdits - HES SO QUEER AND SILLY

ken (barbie 2023) - he's just ken

leon kennedy - <3

shaggy (live action) - loser, stoner

stu macher (scream) - he's silly

jareth (labyrinth) - i wished he took me in the middle of the night and played with my balls

eric draven (the crow) - <3

edward scissorhands - i am him and he is me

robbie shapiro (victorious) - I HAD THE FATTEST CRUSH ON HIM WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

logan henderson (not so fictional?/ big time rush) - loved him in the show 

and loved him after he's so skrunkle