I HAVE A CONFESSION!

Sometimes I just sit down and eat whole cans of mandarin oranges. I used to eat literal pints of them as a kid and still do as a teen maybe that's why I like them so much? I eat them straight out of the can, usually in a parking lot or on my kitchen floor. If I'm lucky I'll have a spoon or fork stashed somewhere but that's usually not the case, I sip on the juice while gnawing on the juicy tiny oranges (and sometimes scoop them out with my bare hands if I'm feeling a little barbaric.).

Before you think I'm some crazy chick who eats cans of fruit in parking lots, this ritual is only done once every few months when I'm struggling with a stressful situation. Normally I cope well but sometimes life is just a bitch and only a can of juicy oranges can ease it. 

8/4/2023 1:30 am