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I Found Something !

I Found A Bug On The Welcome Home Site With The Episode Script And It Brought Me To This Link ! https://www.clownillustration.com/14-14-bh


Don ' t Read If You Don ' t Like Spoiler ' s ! Please I Wouldn ' t Want To Ruin The Immersion For You ! (Welcome Home Is A Very Splendid And Swell Project I Don ' t Want To Ruin It For You !)


BARNABY: …So I tells him… I’m just pollen your leg! Boy, ya should’a seen him, Home, I had the poor guy’s head turnin’ like a merry-go-round!

HOME: [Sounds of banging can be heard, sort of like laughter]

BARNABY: Yeah, he’s a real sour puss. No wonder Julie can’t tell a good joke, she’s got a sense of humor only Frank could love. Did I tell ya that joke she gave me? Somethin’ about a three that one? I oughta be a good sum-maritan and teach her a thing or two about puns!

HOME: [Shutters creak]

BARNABY: What!? You didn’t like that one! I came up with that on the fly! That oughta be worth somethin’! Speakin’ of flies- Howdy was goin’ on and on about his family today. The poor guy’s got more family members than a caterpillar’s got legs! If I’m countin’ Howdy’s, that’s at least four!

HOME: [Lets out an inquisitive door squeak]

BARNABY: Hey, unless he’s walkin’ on all fours like moi, then I don’t count arms! …That reminds me- Eddie’s been gettin’ better at runnin’! Especially for a guy with only two legs! Still scares easier than my Mama, though- And she’s a real chicken! [He laughs at his own joke]

HOME: [Opens and closes its door judgmentally]

BARNABY: Hey-! I chased him down for a good reason! My kazoos were supposed to come today! …Which they didn’t. If ya think about it, I’m the poor guy that deserves an apology here! I ran after that mailman all through the neighborhood and with nothin’ to show for it!

HOME: [Windows open and shut, a bit like laughter]

BARNABY: Yeah, yeah, real funny! A poor little guy like me deserves some sympathy! A clown without a kazoo is like… Like an artist without his paintbrush! Go on kid, tell ‘em!

…Hello? Buddy? Pal?

…Hey, you stopped paintin’. Everything alright, Wally?


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