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TW: Potatoes, yellow
So, when I was a child, I never liked potatoes. I hated the texture, the flavour, the color. It's only been recently when I started questioning the real reason why I hate potatoes.
It was 2011, maybe 2012, when I went to hell. I remember my mother was sick and I needed to go with her. She had to heal. We traveled long before finally reaching our destination. I was still a young lad then and I was full of optimism. The building was on a hill and covered in snow. It was actually just before christmas.
From the outside, it was obviously a malicious place. The real horror was inside: The staff wears yellow clothes, the color that reminds you of urin and...potatoes.
And guess what you could have for food? Potatoes!
Every single food was potatoes. Fried potatoes, Fries, Potatoes au gratin, Roasted potatoes, potatoes in noodles, potato soup and even potatoes on pizza. It was true horror, especially for a child who didn't like potatoes.
Since then, potatoes haunt me. I can't even eat fries and I don't understand why everyone likes them. Maybe the devil, aka potatoes, seduces so many people and they don't even notice.
Please eat potatoes with caution, I don't want yall to go to hell.
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